by Riz November 22, 2021
(n)Story about a mythologically large and generous man with flying reindeer which ones parents tell their children in order to confuse them further into a state of catholic bliss; (n)the overweight underpaid pauper who in december wears a red suit and lets little children sit on his lap in the mall; (n)a costume fat men can wear to get chicks to sit on their lap
On Christmas Eve daddy comes home in a big red suit from the mall with five dollars for everyone and then when everyone goes to bed happy mommy always moans, "Santa!" Daddy just says, "Ho Ho Ho."
by riz December 22, 2003
(n) 1. big guy little pink dress 2. cute little thing which children think is wonderful until they find him sleeping with little johnny 3. strait guy commonly guessed gay
Stupid fuckin fairy get your skipping candy ass outa my house and don't ever play with my children like that again.
by riz December 23, 2003
adj. 1. classification of woman who is identified as being an easy score or lusts in an abmormally frequent manner, easy brain/meat, the type of chick whose skimpy bikini or tight butt shorts and see through top scream, "sexually active since eleven," and tend to harder males of perversion and desperation, a slut
Although my friend Tash seemed a tad promiscuous from the start it turned out she was sworn to virginity.
by riz March 11, 2004
by Riz February 23, 2004