Riz 's definitions

Pansy

(n) a plant of the genera Achimenes or Viola possesssing a distinctive purple tint and demeanor; (n) one who lacks the appropiate masculinity associated with testosterone and like the pansy displays a shade of purple and a flower like demeanor but is however a fruit

When we forced him to play football, the Pansy cried, "Ewwww disgusting meathead game."

by riz December 22, 2003

riz

One who when you asked his name either flipped you off and kept walkin or said it was asshole; formally known as "that kid", "Cap", "Cappy", "Rizzo the Rat", or any derivation there of.

I would say, "burn in hell jerk off." but you know I just don't think anger is good for you, and so I casually flip you the bird and keep on trottin.

by riz January 2, 2004

Santa

(n)Story about a mythologically large and generous man with flying reindeer which ones parents tell their children in order to confuse them further into a state of catholic bliss; (n)the overweight underpaid pauper who in december wears a red suit and lets little children sit on his lap in the mall; (n)a costume fat men can wear to get chicks to sit on their lap

On Christmas Eve daddy comes home in a big red suit from the mall with five dollars for everyone and then when everyone goes to bed happy mommy always moans, "Santa!" Daddy just says, "Ho Ho Ho."

by riz December 22, 2003

promiscuous

adj. 1. classification of woman who is identified as being an easy score or lusts in an abmormally frequent manner, easy brain/meat, the type of chick whose skimpy bikini or tight butt shorts and see through top scream, "sexually active since eleven," and tend to harder males of perversion and desperation, a slut

Although my friend Tash seemed a tad promiscuous from the start it turned out she was sworn to virginity.

by riz March 11, 2004

fairy

(n) 1. big guy little pink dress 2. cute little thing which children think is wonderful until they find him sleeping with little johnny 3. strait guy commonly guessed gay

Stupid fuckin fairy get your skipping candy ass outa my house and don't ever play with my children like that again.

by riz December 23, 2003

limp

Anything that is considered lame or weak. Something that may have been a dissapointment.

That movie was so limp, it didn't even make sense.

by Riz February 23, 2004