Definitions by River Ratty

hospitality vibrator 

A vibrator specifically purchased for the use of guests. Mine, currently, is a plug-in wand type of model.

If he doesn't have a hospitality vibrator in his house, he can't fuck.

hospitality vibrator by River Ratty May 13, 2021

Crystal Catholic

A catholic, usually a woman, who in addition to being a devout catholic, believes in some combination of faeries, ghosts, ley lines, unicorns, crystal vibrations and certain other new agey stuff that might otherwise make someone think she's into wicca. These women tend to collect lots of crystals, and or figurines/statuettes. Purple and pastels are popular in this croud.

I ran into my high school girlfriend. Yeah, the one who used to believe in witchcraft and shit. Yeah, she calls herself a traditionalist catholic now, but she's really into unicorns. I guess she became a CRYSTAL CATHOLIC.

Crystal Catholic by River Ratty January 18, 2009

garter belt 

adj. Describes something universally hailed as sexy, but which is not sexy at all.

My boyfriend wanted to bring whipped cream to bed last night, but I told him, "that is so garter belt."

Leopard skin sheets are garter belt.

Credit: Maggie G. -AZ

garter belt by River Ratty October 22, 2005

mills 

Mills means mother. This may just be an NYC thing.

My mills is coming home at 6:00.

Bill's mills still skills the dills.

mills by River Ratty December 6, 2004