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Rio

She has a lot of friends, but she only has one real best friend. She’s probably going to be forever single, but most of her female friends say she’s pretty. She always confides in her best friend about love interests and appearances, and she believes she has no hope in terms of love. She desperately wants a significant other. She spends a few minutes in front of random mirrors each day trying to perfect her facial expressions. She gets good grades without trying too hard except cramming, and will definitely help anyone cheat on the exam. According to her, she helps anyone who asks. To be honest Rio is a bit of an asshole, but only to close friends and when she knows it’s ok. Otherwise she tries her best to be as nice as possible. She never snitches unless it doesn’t affect the culprit. That’s why she’s your number one source of tea. Rio is always there to listen if her friends are going through a hard time, and she gives excellent advice and cheers people up easily. She knows when to be genuine because she’s very perceptive about when something’s wrong, even over text.

Catrina: Ugh...I feel a little ugly and disgusting today...
Shannon: Hey, Rio can definitely help! She knew how to cheer me up the moment she saw me sad.

Lyn: Yo did you hear about what happened in the bushes the other day? I need to know, I’m so curious!

Brianna: I dunno either, we could probably ask Rio though.

Robyn: I’m bored, let’s talk about people we know. How about Rio?

Leanna: Oh damn she’s so pretty. She’s got such long dark natural hair, I don’t know why she thinks she’s unattractive.

Robyn: Well yesterday she was groaning about how her smile has been “wrong the whole time”. Wonder what she meant.

by Rio’s Number One Hoe September 11, 2020