Definitions by Ringo Saint Hellboy

Observious

When you realize something that you never had before, that upon realizing it you see that it should have been completely obvious to you all along

If you cross Sammy Hagar's generic music with David Lee Roth's ego...and you have CHAD KROEGER, its so observious

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Any small store that is built in close proximity to a Wal-Mart

I can't believe how many lamprey stores have popped up around the new Wal-Mart since it opened; little leeches living on the droppings of the shark

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