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one huge as nigga most commonly known for his memes and wearing a Russian hat around school. Riley is far superior than the low life people he has to deal with every day. Riley once destroyed an entire colony of thots with a single nut which fired from his glock 19 a.k.a the big juicy meme. He is also one of Jupiters missing moon with a gravitational pull which is five stronger than earths meaning if you come with in 1 kilometre of him you will begin to slowly feel your skin be pulled from your body, Riley is strong enough to defeat Thanos even with the infinity gauntlet.
Person 1: Hey did you see Riley the other day?
Person 2: no but I certainly felt him.
by Riley's lover xx June 14, 2018

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