Ricky George's definitions

Harlem Globe Jerker

When 5 to 10 completely nude males gather around a female (preferably nude), run around her in a circle while ejaculating all over her, and whistle the Harlem Globe Trotter theme song.

Dude...me and my friends ran around your grandmother and gave her the old Harlem Globe Jerker.

by Ricky George December 31, 2007

Knight In Shining Armor

When the male partner knights the female with his penis by tapping both shoulders and then EXPLODING on her face, creating a jizzy helmet.

"Bitch was trippin' so Sir Joseph had to give that bitch the good ol' Knight In Shining Armor. Dub nigga."

by Ricky George December 28, 2007