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by Ricky C January 14, 2004
 Get the 2004mug.
Get the 2004mug. An extremely, extremely unattractive lady that will attempt to look attractive (usually by caking on the orange make-up, crap jewellery etc) but obviously hasn't a hope. It is clear to the world that she spends her time lonely at home eating from a massive pot of soup, usually high protein based, bordering on lard soup. Usually has cankles (when the calf just meets the foot) and really saggy tits.
by Ricky C May 13, 2005
 Get the Soup Dragonmug.
Get the Soup Dragonmug.