Rick Astley's definitions

Aryan

A fat and indifferent little shit. He’s a player and the very definition of smash and dash. Keep the fuck away from an Aryan.

Jim: Is that Aryan?
John: Yeah, keep away from that tubby player mate.

by Rick Astley November 17, 2019

retnoob

The World of Warcraft version of the n-word. Most players can't accept a world where the Paladin class actually has fun, so they treat Paladins like white people treated blacks before MLK. Sadism at its finest.

So you're a paladin who wants to DPS? Retnoob! That's like black people wanting to vote! Oh, wait...

by Rick Astley August 10, 2007

Barry Bonds

The greatest baseball player of all time. No other player comes even close.

When I grow up, I want to be just like my hero, Barry Bonds. Have any tips?

by Rick Astley August 10, 2007