Definitions by Richard Slinger

Triple French Pork 

1. A three way involving your french lover, 1 of their relatives, an ungodly amount of olive oil, and probably the dark lord Cthulhu.

2. A french dish consisting of pork, mayonnaise, cheese, and onions.

Bro, dinner with my girlfriend, Marie Du'peaux, and her stern but gentle father was awful. All we had to eat was a Triple French Pork. Luckily, her dad saved the evening when he offered to have a Triple French Pork with us. I didn't know where her body ended and his began.

Triple French Pork by Richard Slinger February 15, 2021

Holy Oly 

One who hides the holes in their socks by rolling the holes underneath their toes.

"I saw my socks had some holes in them, so i pulled a Holy Oly, and bam! Good as new."

Holy Oly by Richard Slinger July 21, 2008