Definitions by Richard Slammer

Canoe 

The sexual act in where one woman lies on her back, performing oral sex on one man, allowing vaginal or anal penetration from another man, whilst a third man tittyfucks her. The three men must syncrothise there thrust and , if desired shout "Stroke!" whilst thrusting to fully simulate a wonderful summer camp feeling.

"Yo man you down to canoe with Zack and Jessica later."

Canoe by Richard Slammer October 19, 2018

kurt kobaining 

The act of shootING ones own load onto their own face.

Dude when I got drink last night I Kurt Kobained myself. It was awful

Kurt Kobaining - Blowing ones own load on their own face.

kurt kobaining by Richard Slammer January 27, 2016

courtney loving 

When a woman squirts all over her lovers face and her partner is unaware and unprepared.

Yo bro so I was eating out my girl last night and she was get real into it and she Courtney Loved me bro.

Courtney Loving-When a woman squirts all over her lovers face and her partner is unaware and unprepared.

courtney loving by Richard Slammer January 27, 2016