Definitions by Richard Runcorn

blogger 

A wannabe journalist who is unqualified, uninformed, unemployed, or some combination of all three.

Blogger: "The aristocracy and the establishment are trying to keep the public in place with their lies! Bloggers like me are the only true voice in this world of sheeple! We can't trust our government! You can read more about this phenomenon in my blog."

blogger by Richard Runcorn August 17, 2012

meme 

1) An inside joke for people with no friends with whom to have actual inside jokes.

2) A method to give meaning to otherwise meaningless, pointless lives.

3) Something, ANYTHING, that is on the Internet.

"Woo, yeah! Milhouse is a meme, or something! I know what that refers to! I feel included!"

meme by Richard Runcorn August 17, 2012