13 definitions by Richard Hangslow

kleakers

Balls of toilet paper stuck to the asshole, taint, or snatch.

Last night's victim had kleakers

by Richard Hangslow August 12, 2018

Cabbage Bags

Pair of big titties that smile like ripe cabbage.

Tim motorboated that bar pig and said she had some cabbage bags.

by Richard Hangslow June 3, 2019

Dump Chunks

Ejaculating into the vagina, anus, or mouth.

Tim's goal is to dump chunks in every girl he takes home

by Richard Hangslow September 21, 2018

mud hams

Huge pair of natural tits good for shitting on

Occasionally Tim looks for a girl with a good set of mud hams to spice it up a bit

by Richard Hangslow September 25, 2018

Mud Nuts

Another term for shit stained balls

Tim has mud nuts from anal Anne

by Richard Hangslow December 16, 2018

hat trick head

When a male has sexual intercourse with at least three different partners in a 24 hour period. The act must involve oral sex from the third partner without the male having showered after the prior partners. The act may also include ATM with prior partners.

Tim had a great weekend. He took down four broads and walked away with hat trick head as his final act.

by Richard Hangslow February 18, 2019