Richard Dangles's definitions

Zammered

The combination of getting hammered on Zoom

I got Zammered last night with my pals, and relived our best "Mc and Dickin" stories

by Richard Dangles April 13, 2020

Varnishing the door

When you fuck a chick then cum all over labia majora then spread it all over it, let it dry producing a high gloss finish. This can be done after “staining the door “ or with no staining at all... leaving a natural color

My girl and I are planning on varnishing the door this evening.

by Richard Dangles January 24, 2020

Staining the door

When you fuck a chick in the ass, then pull your shit stained dick out and fuck her pussy creating a nice burnished walnut coloring on her labia majora.

I’m staining the door tonight with my girl, but I’m not going to varnish the door until tomorrow

by Richard Dangles January 22, 2020

Mc and Dickin

Mc and Dickin. Similar to Netflix and chilling but...It's when you meet at McDonald's order and eat a quarter pounder. Fuck in the parking lot, cum in the wrapper, and then walk into the restaurant and return the cum soaked wrapper and say, " this isn't what I ordered!" Slam it on the counter or throw it in the manager's face (hopefully exploding) and run out of the store screaming "you just got dicked!"

What did you do this weekend?

I met this scooter and we went Mc and Dickin.

How did it go. The wrapper prematurely opened and got the old lady in line. But we went back to my place and I gave her a Denver Omelette.

by Richard Dangles January 12, 2020

D.B. Cooper

The DB Cooper is like the stranger except you do it on the airplane and wrap your hand under the armrest so you think your neighbor was doing it.

Dude, I sat next to Andre on the plane and when he saw me giving myself a D.B. Cooper, and said, "what the fuck man!" Then I skydived out of the airplane.

by Richard Dangles October 11, 2018