Definitions by Richalex

Quien es su padre 

Spanish way of saying "Who's your daddy?"

Que es mi nombre bitch...Quien es su padre?

Quien es su padre by Richalex May 11, 2006

restage and guidage 

When you are doing a chick doggy style, and you REST your left hand on her lower back, and place your right hand on her right hip, to GUIDE her during the thrusting.

Steve was plowing her in Restage and Guidage mode.

restage and guidage by Richalex May 11, 2006

suspension bridge 

When you have a big poop, and it lands sideways in the toilet, so it suspends the water like a bridge, spanning from one side of the bowl to the other. Upon flushing, the water will just sink beneath it, going down the pipe, and fill beneath the newly constructed "bridge". (The only way to flush a "suspension bridge" is to chop it up with a plunger).

"Man, I haven't taken a dump in 4 days. I totally just took one and made a giant suspension bridge."

suspension bridge by Richalex May 11, 2006