Puffball

Bad breath

She was pretty cute until I started talking to her. She had a real puffball. Glad I didn’t kiss her. Almost knocked me off my feet.

by Rib I January 04, 2022

Cubscouter

Defecate without available toilet paper just squat and voila no muss no fuss on the sidewalls.

Roger: I have to take a crap but there are no outhouses on this trail.
Harvey: Take a cubscouter over by those bushes.

by Rib I July 10, 2021

Chirp

Significant other always henpecking you about something or another.

Harvey: Gee, it’s hot out today. I think I’ll have another beer.
Gladys: How many is that today ?

Harvey: Why the chirping ? I cut the grass didn’t I ?

by Rib I April 02, 2022