Definitions by Rib I

Chirp 

Significant other always henpecking you about something or another.

Harvey: Gee, it’s hot out today. I think I’ll have another beer.
Gladys: How many is that today ?

Harvey: Why the chirping ? I cut the grass didn’t I ?

Chirp by Rib I April 2, 2022

Puffball 

Bad breath

She was pretty cute until I started talking to her. She had a real puffball. Glad I didn’t kiss her. Almost knocked me off my feet.

Puffball by Rib I January 3, 2022

Cubscouter 

Defecate without available toilet paper just squat and voila no muss no fuss on the sidewalls.

Roger: I have to take a crap but there are no outhouses on this trail.
Harvey: Take a cubscouter over by those bushes.

Cubscouter by Rib I July 10, 2021