Definitions by Revising Perfection

Shanksty 

Flimsy or sub-par

She is a shanksty driver.
He is a shanksty golfer.

Shanksty by Revising Perfection October 9, 2010

U2elage 

The act of being instructed through the musical power of U2

Bill: Did you see the U2 concert last night?
Fred: Yeah man I got some U2elage

U2elage by Revising Perfection October 28, 2009

U2ilize

To be rocked or tantalized by the musical stylings of U2

Bill: Did you see the U2 concert last night?
Fred: Yeah man I was totally U2ilized!

U2ilize by Revising Perfection October 28, 2009

And that's how my parents met

An additive to a poorly-told or lame joke. It can be used in conjunction with, "and then I found five dollars," if the joke is particularly awful.

Joe: I was walking home when I twisted my ankle. It hurt a lot.
Neil: That sucks bro...
Joe: And that's how my parents met

And that's how my parents met by Revising Perfection October 28, 2009

Revising Perfection 

To be so awesome that people's views on what perfection is are altered and raised to your level of awesomeness.

Bill: Dude did you see that awesome band last night?
Fred: Yeah man they were Revising Perfection!

Revising Perfection by Revising Perfection October 28, 2009