dysterian

Someone with terrible eating habits or preferences that are sometimes contradictory or counter-intuitive ; or resulting in bad habits, poor nutrition and poor selection of foodstuffs. Even when aware and shameful of their folly, they persist in their negative habits.
Vegetarian: "Hey lets go to that new hipster vegetarian restaurant called "Boomer's""
Dysterian: "I can't. I hate mushrooms and most other vegetables... I'd rather eat this bag of cheese crunchies."
Vegetarian " What the hell type of vegetarian are you?!"
by RevelAndDance March 22, 2016
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Lucille Balling

1: When you're at a party or club and you are balling so hard you gotta rock your 'do with a bandana like the late Lucille.

2: Any sex act that while performing involves the addition of using a bandana or handkerchief to wrap and tie the balls from below and over the top of the shaft with the ears off the bandana up in the fashion of how Lucille Ball used to wear hers.
Doggystyle is always better while Lucille Balling.
by RevelAndDance June 04, 2023
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