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Guard #1: How was your well being check?
Guard #2: I walked past cell 31 and inmate Jones was sitting on his bunk, but I think he was sleeping...
Guard #1: Oh, so he was Methadozing?
Guard #2: Oh yeah... he did just take Methadone at med pass.
Guard #2: I walked past cell 31 and inmate Jones was sitting on his bunk, but I think he was sleeping...
Guard #1: Oh, so he was Methadozing?
Guard #2: Oh yeah... he did just take Methadone at med pass.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin June 6, 2018
Get the methadozing mug.A phrase used to describe the portion of Wisconsin North of U.S. highway 8, where it is very rural and the locals all seem to be a little slow or partly crazy. People in this region have a higher propensity for intercourse with dead deer, marrying their 2nd cousins and trash art on their front lawns.
Lost driver: Hi, i'm looking for any town with a population that have family tree's with fewer forks than average and where the local carnival's feature tractor pulls and cheap sex with farm animals... which direction should I head?
Gas Station Cashier: see this map right here? you wanna be "North of 8"
Gas Station Cashier: see this map right here? you wanna be "North of 8"
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin July 11, 2018
Get the North of 8 mug.Inuit slang for an eskimo woman's vagina. To be inside of it is a wonder of nature as it is both sludgy and moist but subzero in temperature at the same time.
Nanook loved his wife, but hated how cold his lovesicle would get when he would stick it in her polar whortex.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 2, 2019
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