Definitions by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin

adrian peterson'd

The act of a child getting their ass whooped by their parent for a petty reason.

Last week I was picking my daughter up from school, when another kid dropped his backpack on the ground and got totally Adrian Peterson'd by his dad.

adrian peterson'd by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 1, 2018

cocoa snake

Any turd that is at least 8 inches in length.

This morning I woke up and took a shit, dropped a massive cocoa snake in the bowl.

cocoa snake by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 31, 2018

queef stroganoff 

The thick, noxious sludge that drips from a fat woman's cooter when she gets super horned up during the summer months, and her vaginal secretions meet the rest of her panty sweat.

Oh my god, my mom went for a walk today and when she came home, the entire house stunk like Queef Stroganoff.

queef stroganoff by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin July 19, 2016