Remington Bonestrong's definitions

Tenderize the Mids

The processes of repeatedly punching someone in the abdominal and/or flank regions of the torso.

With Apollo's gloves up, protecting his face, Balboa instead proceeded to tenderize the mids.

by Remington Bonestrong July 9, 2009

Spank Hank

A piece of cloth, often an old tee-shirt or pair of boxer shorts that you don't wear anymore, used to wipe up semen after ejaculation. Also known as a cum cloth.

That free tee-shirt that I got from work will make a fine spank hank.

by Remington Bonestrong July 9, 2009