Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Remco Pardeau

Paradoxing

Pār-a-dox-een;

The act of texting from two sources on one account at the same time.

I was paradoxing today from my iPhone and my iPad and the server froze because it didn’t know which one to send first.

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The act of demeaning everything around him/her to exist happily in the world. A defense mechanism to ones own hatred of themself.

The onslaught of verbal terror in the form of NARCASM ripped through the poor young girls heart.

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White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...

Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time.

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