Definitions by Redwall II

Tinderscriminate 

Adjective describing a tinder user who only swipes right

Person E: Dude she's heinous, don't like her.

Person O: Screw it I'm tinderscriminate.

Tinderscriminate by Redwall II March 8, 2015

Monkey's Fist 

The male version of camel toe. When either pants or underpants adjust themselves so as to gather your genitals into a noticable bulge, regardless of the turgidity of the member. Also known as "putting your dick in a headlock"

Dubious Sexuality Guy 1: Dude check out that guy's camel toe
Dubious Sexuality Guy 2: Nah son, that's a monkey's fist and impressive!

Monkey's Fist by Redwall II April 19, 2012

Laptopping

Performing a sex act upon a person whilst they are using a laptop computer (this may or may not actually be on their lap). Popular activities include facebook and browsing urban dictionary.

Hey look, Jack is totally Laptopping Sarah.

I really wish someone was laptopping me whilst writing this, but I have a desktop pc.

Laptopping by Redwall II May 4, 2010