Red Osprey's definitions

Schmeaster

An Easter tradition where you hide cans of Schmidt beer in a field of tall grass, and drink the beer on the spot rather than collecting them in a basket. Common in western Washington State.

Hey, we're going to Matt's house for Schmeaster to celebrate the resurrection of Christ! Don't forget to wear your traditional Schmeaster tuxedo!

by Red Osprey February 11, 2010

Moisperant

To be moist. Not quite sweaty, but not dry. To perspire a trivial amount.

That large coffee gave me the caffeine buzz. I'm feeling moisperant.

by Red Osprey February 2, 2010