Red D's definitions

Beam Mickelson

A ridiculously stout alcoholic mixed drink made with 10 oz. of Jim Beam Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey, 2 oz. of Coca-Cola® Classic, and lots of ice. Most commonly consumed by alcoholics while watching Phil Mickelson win the Masters.

- Dude, did you see the Masters?
- Sort of. I drank four Beam Mickelsons and passed out after Tiger double-bogied 13. What happened?
- Dude...

by Red D April 2, 2008

bragamuffin

A person who thinks they are 'tha shit' but really they are just a piece of shit.

-Dave thinks he's such a pimp, but he doesn't even have a job.

-Yeah, he's such a bragamuffin.

by Red D May 12, 2009