Financial Freedom

The act of removing your swimsuit in a public swim area.
Q: Why are your swim shorts around your arm?
A: Because I am enjoying financial freedom.
by Rear Watcher September 06, 2011
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Rasputin

A crap that is 13 inches or longer in length. Can also be a term of endearment for a friend.
"Man, I have to take a big Rasputin."
"Hey Jeff, you old Rasputin you."
by Rear Watcher September 08, 2011
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