Definitions by Rear Watcher

Rasputin

A crap that is 13 inches or longer in length. Can also be a term of endearment for a friend.

"Man, I have to take a big Rasputin."
"Hey Jeff, you old Rasputin you."

Rasputin by Rear Watcher September 9, 2011

The act of removing your swimsuit in a public swim area.

Q: Why are your swim shorts around your arm?
A: Because I am enjoying financial freedom.