pedistache

thin, wispy mustache of a trench-cloaked pedifile. Note: May have beady eyes.
Look at the pedistache on that creeper!

(At police station) Well.. he was tall, kind of balding, had a pedistache, and normally seen wearing a trench coat. Also frequently seen with small children, candy, and driving a large, unmarked van or ice cream truck.
by Really Creeped Out November 06, 2009
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