1 definition by Really fricking weird guy
The disturbing act whereby a sexual deviant usually waltzes into ones bedroom uninvited and proceeds to commit ungodly acts upon their anus.Perpetrators tend to be discord moderators with depraved ideas and antisocial tendencies .This act can be spontaneous and seemingly without cause. Surprise sex usually leaves the victim in a vegetative state for a period of about three months ,with symptoms of psychological damage lingering even after full recovery.
John-“You were the one who was supposed to pack the Kevlar pants you fricking asswipe!”
Schwartz-“ah shit.”
John-“Now our feeble buttcheeks stand no chance against ‘surprise sex’ tonight!”
Schwartz-“ah shit.”
John-“Now our feeble buttcheeks stand no chance against ‘surprise sex’ tonight!”
by Really fricking weird guy July 30, 2023