lopsided pussy

When you fuckin' and you feel a breeze comin' on the left or right side of your dick.
"It felt like hurricane in that lopsided pussy"
by Real snigga April 28, 2017
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couchie cruncher

A person that crunches the couchie like a mad dog and leaves it looking like the piece of steak that you take out of your mouth because it's too chewy
Damn girl he eats pussy like a couchie cruncher.
by Real snigga June 07, 2017
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