Definitions by Real snigga

couchie cruncher 

A person that crunches the couchie like a mad dog and leaves it looking like the piece of steak that you take out of your mouth because it's too chewy

Damn girl he eats pussy like a couchie cruncher.

couchie cruncher by Real snigga June 7, 2017

lopsided pussy 

When you fuckin' and you feel a breeze comin' on the left or right side of your dick.

"It felt like hurricane in that lopsided pussy"

lopsided pussy by Real snigga April 28, 2017