Real snigga's definitions

couchie cruncher

A person that crunches the couchie like a mad dog and leaves it looking like the piece of steak that you take out of your mouth because it's too chewy

Damn girl he eats pussy like a couchie cruncher.

by Real snigga June 7, 2017

lopsided pussy

When you fuckin' and you feel a breeze comin' on the left or right side of your dick.

"It felt like hurricane in that lopsided pussy"

by Real snigga April 28, 2017