Definitions by Razor Griz
Chicken On The Glizzy
1. The mysterious condition in which a friend who was supposed to be there 20 minutes ago suddenly stops responding, only to arrive much later with an excuse nobody believes.
2. Slang for being inexplicably late because you got distracted by a "solo recreational activity".
Synonyms:
Taking care of business
Having some alone time
Polishing the banister
Choking the chicken
Beating your meat
Shaking hands with the unemployed
Engaging in self-care
A solo mission
Personal maintenance
Conducting a private meeting
2. Slang for being inexplicably late because you got distracted by a "solo recreational activity".
Synonyms:
Taking care of business
Having some alone time
Polishing the banister
Choking the chicken
Beating your meat
Shaking hands with the unemployed
Engaging in self-care
A solo mission
Personal maintenance
Conducting a private meeting
Chicken On The Glizzy by Razor Griz August 17, 2026