Let the Animals out

A good, long session on the beer.

Guy 1: "Do you fancy going to the pub and letting the animals out?"
Guy 2: "Fuck it, why not. It's Friday after all"

Guy 1: "I think I'll go home and let the animals out"
Guy 2:"Do they need a piss?"
Guy 1: "No, but they're mighty thirsty"

by Raving Jibby Jarvis November 24, 2010

As Cold As Fucking Skeletor

Sub-zero temperatures.

a simile as Skeltor was both cold and cruel.

I'd go out tonight, but its as cold as fucking Skeletor out there

by Raving Jibby Jarvis November 29, 2010