gertrash

A repulsive, loose and trashy cross dresser that is fond of both their own and others, butt truffles. Originally coined from the hideous and unfortunate name Gertrude. This foul and washed up lady-man lady likes to imagine themselves as the ultimate
classy and graceful diva.... when really this cheap slag is just a bag of trash. Gertrash is notoriously known as a mischief makers and laps up trouble at every turn and bend. There are only 3 things gertrash excels at in life: getting trashed, getting thrashed and hustling.

An abbreviated and endearing term used to address this filthy swine informally : Gerty....

Or the more recently fashioned : Gertrina
Example of a typical gertrash encounter : ĺ
Gertrash arrives at neighbours place
"Hey gurl! Im going to the store, you need anything while im there?

Neighbor: "no im okay for now thanks. But ummm how are you getting there in this rain?"
Gertrash: "on my push bike"
Neighbor "dont be silly! Here take my car..... see u soon."

56 hrs later gertrash resurfaces in the dusty spluttering vehice, completely empty of petrol, a side mirror ripped off , fast food wrappers, and junk littering all the floors, a passed out junkie in the back seat and a trunk full of brand new electronic goods all still in there packets
.......and looking like a disheveled piece of sh#t, off there heads. No explantion given cos the cops are moments behind to inform them of the 3x ram raids and lunatic behaviour that was performed in this now cigarettte stink stain car. Its at this point the neighbors veins begin to bulge from their neck and forehead before lettng out a might yell of....

"God damn you Gertrash! you trashy bag of trash..... you will pay for this! you filthy swine!!!"
by Raver daver March 02, 2025
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Trixistasy

Trixistasy is a pink substance, comprising of everyone's favourite drugs, all blended up together. The result? the most amazing euphoric, fun creating drug, known to mankind.

Trixistacy composes of ecstasy pills, MDMA, cocaine, ketamine and methamphetamine. A very precise ratio of each of these ingredients is required in order to achieve the perfect Trixistasy high.

User generally "bomb" this wonderous super drug by swallowing a filled cigarette paper. The more loose and adventurous creatures dabble in snorting this fine mix for an instant (and more economical) hit.

The origins of this mind blowingly brilliant drug can be traced back to one creator in the south pacific . It is believed the dark haired vixen was a party girl who was always keen for a good time and wanted a no fuss, time saving solution to induldge in all her party time favorites. Her name was Trixie 😍

Trixistasy is a one of a kind super drug that no one has ever had a bad experience on. It seems it is not possible to have a bad time on this drug, you just can't wipe that love and endless smile away, as you swing and tap to anything that slightly reassembles music. There is nothing quite like it and it is extremely difficult to source the real stuff. If you were ever are so lucky to find this magical treat, give me a call...... as I have longed to be reunited since my 5 hit bag ran out. But have never seen the mysterious and damn fine, big bazooingad lady in red, ever again ;( where for ou thou Trixie?
Person 1: whoa dammmnnn those people are having the time of their lives, look at them go!

Person 2: hell yeah! Those dance moves! The laughter! I want what they're on?!
Person 3: yeh me too. There all high as f#ck on that Trixistasy. Good luck getting your hands on any.
by Raver daver May 18, 2021
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