Rational Football Fan's definitions

PenduDog

The term PenduDog is used for the mentally challenged fans of the Portuguese penalty merchant Penaldo. These clowns are as finished and retarded as their idol. Be careful as to not argue with these clowns as their IQ is irrelevant.

John: Hey would you check this book I wrote "1000 Reasons why Ronaldo is better than Messi!"
Everyone Else: Shut up dickrider PenduDog.

by Rational Football Fan February 4, 2023

pussylian

Other name for the French footballer and money whore kylian mbappe. He's just as finished as his idol pendu. He is known for his massive ego and his pace . He's a ninja turtle on his weekends.

Friend : Hey who do you like more haaland or mbappe
Smart Person: definitely not pussylian 🤢

by Rational Football Fan December 15, 2022