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The ponytail that results from failing to get a haircut before going into self-isolation or quarantine.
"Can't decide whether to buzz it or just embrace the quarantail."
"I'm keeping this quarantail indefinitely in memory of COVID-19."
"I'm keeping this quarantail indefinitely in memory of COVID-19."
by Randy Moscato March 25, 2020
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