Random's definitions

paranoid

A 21'st Century Americans State of Mind!

Hmmm those people are protesting against George Dubya, quick blow them up they might be making weapons of mass distructing from a polystyrene cup some aluminium foil and a AA battery!!!

You must excuse my friend he's just a little paranoid.

by Random November 26, 2003

mini mosher

annoying little wannabie bastards who buy the clothes and want to be alternative, genrally try to be as violent as townies whilst pretending there goths. listen to shit like slipknot and "pop-punk" (contradiction in terms i know) like blink 18suckarse.
If you ever see one even remotely near a real mosh, get in there and beat the fuck out of those annoying twats

/mini-mosher before- "ahh yeah mate, lets go start a mosh to blink 182"
/crying mini-mosher- "ahh man, i couldnt get out of the mosh and somone trod on my toe"

by random February 28, 2004

gobble

The guttural, chortling sound of a male turkey.

Nice meeting you Ms. Davis. I'll be sure to give you a call if i need someone to gobble on my cob.

by random March 4, 2004

McDonalds

If somebody is actually stupid enough to read this far down, especially about something as boring as macd's, then please mail me. [e-mail]. It would be interesting to know how sad you are. BTW, I know someone who works there and puts hairs in the burgers when he cooks them. Once he put a dead spider in. It was funny.

Why are McNuggets always cold?

by Random December 17, 2003

Shazback

A person who is gender-confused is a he/she/IT who visits multiple chat websites EVEN GIRLS CHAT SITES..EVEN THOUGH IT THINKS ITS A BOY and has no life or girlfriend. steals other peoples boyfriends..like ghosties and voldermorts. it's favourite subject is the Gaya Theory.

I think I am the owner of truth. My name must be Shazback.

by random January 19, 2005

oliver closoph

Got Owned by crast.

oliver closoph - "hello everyone this is my 1st post.. lol gotta start sumwhere

i have some pix ill put them up later 2day.

how ru all doing????? "

Crast - Banned

by Random April 4, 2005

hippie

a middle aged person from the mid-to late 1960s who was part of a movement to reform culture, but ended up becoming a brand new "counterculture". characterized by unkempt look, experimentation with drugs and hallucinogenics, i think thats how you spell it, and ideas of sexual freedom.

there are a bunch of hippies left in san francisco.

by Random April 6, 2004