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bidens last words

"Uhh--arghh(gargle)oh" as he completely outsretches his arm for one of his young aides asses one last time as they barely dodge the physical contact but turn around to see the look of horror on his weasely face.
So it turns out all of the dementia patients sound of with bidens last words whenever one of them kicks the bucket.
by Ranchgirls January 10, 2023
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Cancervix

A woman who clinches onto men that she has slept with like cancer. Very hard to shake without a strong regiment of rebotherapy.
Wow that cancervix really was relentless when she brought that abortion package to your family reunion.
by Ranchgirls January 1, 2021
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Cringe slip

The act of sleeping with a partner who is considerably less attractive than yourself.
Damn bro, that cringe slip last night was the sloppiest dirtbag I've ever seen, what were you thinking?
by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020
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Egyptian Hotpocket

The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.
Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.
by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020
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Slunk

A chunky person who smells like body odor and is wildly promiscuous.
What is that slunk thinking? She looks horrible in a bikini. Did you smell her yet?
by Ranchgirls November 29, 2020
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Royal Chalice

When a chick claims she can't have sex because she's on her period. So you have her sit on a goblet and proceed to squeeze her tightly around the waist for 5 minutes. At the end of the 5 minutes you raise the cup for toast and drink its contents to prove you are the King of the land and that a little bit of blood don't phase you, so bitch ready to fuck now?
To deny the Royal Chalice is to deny the very spoils of this divine kingdom.
by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
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Grundle Grooming

The act of cleaning the hair between the butthole and ballsack by running it through ones teeth repeatedly.
Hell yeah I could use a grundle grooming baby, it was chili night at the diner.
by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020
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