Ranchgirls's definitions
"Uhh--arghh(gargle)oh" as he completely outsretches his arm for one of his young aides asses one last time as they barely dodge the physical contact but turn around to see the look of horror on his weasely face.
So it turns out all of the dementia patients sound of with bidens last words whenever one of them kicks the bucket.
by Ranchgirls January 10, 2023
Get the bidens last wordsmug. A woman who clinches onto men that she has slept with like cancer. Very hard to shake without a strong regiment of rebotherapy.
Wow that cancervix really was relentless when she brought that abortion package to your family reunion.
by Ranchgirls January 1, 2021
Get the Cancervixmug. Damn bro, that cringe slip last night was the sloppiest dirtbag I've ever seen, what were you thinking?
by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020
Get the Cringe slipmug. The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.
by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020
Get the Egyptian Hotpocketmug. by Ranchgirls November 29, 2020
Get the Slunkmug. When a chick claims she can't have sex because she's on her period. So you have her sit on a goblet and proceed to squeeze her tightly around the waist for 5 minutes. At the end of the 5 minutes you raise the cup for toast and drink its contents to prove you are the King of the land and that a little bit of blood don't phase you, so bitch ready to fuck now?
by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
Get the Royal Chalicemug. The act of cleaning the hair between the butthole and ballsack by running it through ones teeth repeatedly.
by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020
Get the Grundle Groomingmug.