When your girlfriend smells like a locker room or is at least trying to cover up the stench of her infidelity unsuccessfully.
by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020
by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
My name is not Robert Paulson it is Zeke Kyle.
by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
When a female uses her sexual prowess to allign you into agreement with her in the hopes that it well help you sleep with her.
Well he didn't want to vote republican but his girl was very hersuasive in gettting him to actually do it.
by Ranchgirls December 10, 2022
A girl who has a chip on her shoulder because she's been group fucked one too many times and she carries this bitchy and defeated attitude around the rest of her cock fiending life.
Hey dude, my girlfriend is a total sore whore it's literally impossible for me to have fun with her anymore.
That sucks bro, me and the guys from work had fun with her twice yesterday.
That sucks bro, me and the guys from work had fun with her twice yesterday.
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.
Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.
Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.
Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.
Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.
Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.
Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.
Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.
Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.
Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.
Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.
by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
The act of deficating and urinating in a bucket then covering with a plastic bag and letting ferment in the sun for 2-3 weeks. Once the inner pressure has the bag puffy you insert a straw and inhale the fumes to get high.
by Ranchgirls December 09, 2020