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The phat ass of a milf. Must be displayed in cut off, acid washed, high waisted Jean's, with the back pockets sewn on at extreme angles.
by Ranchgirls April 18, 2020
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by Ranchgirls April 27, 2020
Get the Sneaky Leprechaun mug.When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.
by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020
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by Ranchgirls June 15, 2020
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Bro, I'm sorry that she cheated on you with your brother, your boss, the pizza shop guy and his Dad. But what did you expect when you married that RanchGirl?
by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020
Get the Ranchgirl mug.An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.
So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.
by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020
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