Definitions by Ram Johnson

Taint Muncher 

A person who sucks up to their boss at work to an exceedingly annoying degree.

Did you hear how Lenny said he would work extra hours with no overtime pay? What a fucking taint muncher, we used to fuck kids like that in the ass back in the Army. Figuratively speaking of course but still...

Taint Muncher by Ram Johnson April 17, 2014

Nitler 

Noun. A friendly and generally all-around likeable person who has serious aspirations of world domination.

Scott Baio strikes me as a possible Nitler.

Nitler by Ram Johnson April 11, 2014

Gouch Shredder 

Noun. A ball-busting bitch who just won't let her man be. Talks shit 24/7, usually about her partner's career advancement. Needs to shut her ass the fuck up. Damn cunt.

Man my wife is such a Gouch Shredder, riding me everyday. Ask for raise she says, bitch how about giving me a raise in bed a few nights out the week!

Gouch Shredder by Ram Johnson April 11, 2014