Chonker

A specimen of oriental nature and a rather racist term like Chinky.

'Eurgh, Look at that chonker family over there, how many!?, them and their crispy duck!'

'Chonker Sauce' = Hoy Sin to be glazed over crispy duck..

by Raith Potterson January 13, 2008

Catawampus

A verb used to describe someone who walks strangely.

'That person is walking very catawampus through that paddy field'

by Raith Potterson January 13, 2008

Chumley

Adjective to describe dirty old man like features on a person such as, wrinkles, crust and clefts in the skin.
People can also have a chumley voice, say if it is squeaky or husky and slurred.

If a person wears a wig and makes it obvious that they are wearing a wig by changing it every few minutes, they are also described as a chumley character.

'eurgh!, that guy's extremely chumley over there.'

'oh no! he sounds very chumley!'

by Raith Potterson January 13, 2008