Definitions by Raging Herbiphile

Geophilia

The sexual attraction to rocks and other landforms

Person 1. I practice geophilia!
Person 2. Eww WTF that's gross!

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A person with a sexual attraction to plants or trees

Person 1. Ayo, Jimmy is an herbiphile!
Person 2. WTF dude that's disgusting!
Person 3. Why would somebody fuck a tree?

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