smoke up

To tell someone to 'smoke up' is asking them to hurry up with the joint when they're taking fucking ages with their tokes.

Guy 1: "Is this your 3rd toke?"
Guy 2: "Nah, 2nd."
Guy 1: "Smoke the fuck up, then!"

by Rep August 24, 2004

three toke pass

A sophisticated passing system for when a joint is rolled and about to be smoked. If someone (usually the person who rolled it) calls 'three toke pass,' it basically means you have three tokes on the joint before you pass it. Usually, three toke pass is the default toke amount.

Guy 1: "Yo, dude, we doin' three toke pass, right?"
Guy 2: "Yup."
Guy 1: "Sweet."

by Rep August 24, 2004

SCL

Sameer Catered Lunch - A specialized luncheon catered by the well reknown Sameer. The trademarks of this lunch include opulent quantities of protein with minimal carbs. The food tends to be of high quality and often shock and amaze attendees.

Appropriate usage includes -
" This pizza lunch is horrible, we should have got an SCL set up."

or

"Man, this SCL is dope."

by REP September 26, 2012

toke

To take a drag or puff of a marijuana joint/spliff.

"Yo dude take a toke and pass the joint!"

by Rep August 24, 2004

cained

'Cained' is the desired stage one should be aiming for when out smoking pot with his buddies. It's more intense then a 'high,' but has yet to go into 'stoned.'

"I'd introduce you to the parents, dude, but you're a bit cained."

by Rep August 24, 2004

pick up

The process which entails meeting a dealer in a (usually) prearranged place, and purchasing--'picking up'--your dope.

Guy 1: "Oi, where an' when we goin' to pick up?"
Guy 2: "We're on our way to the kebab van right now to pick up you twat."
Guy 1: "Yaaaaaaay!"

by Rep August 24, 2004

tulip

A tulip is a special type of joint which looks like a regular joint with a sack of marijuana on the end of it, which is made by sticking four rolling papers together in a large rectangle, placing an ample amount of weed in the centre, licking the edges and attaching it to the main shaft. I think. Hell I can roll but I can't roll these little bastards. Effects are very potent, and a tulip lasts a long time.

Be warned, though, if you've got a roller who is crap and/or stoned, there is a possible risk of the fucker spilling the entire thing on the floor.

Guy 1: "How mcuh weed we got left?"
Guy 2: "Quite a bit."
Guy 1: "Enough for... a tulip?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

by Rep August 24, 2004