cornatitched

When you are dying to have sex with someone but you are sad and get rejected by all girls
Joe mama:”Oi Yuri tarded have you seen candicedickfitinyourmouth?”
Yuri tarded:” no, why mate?”
Joe mama:” It’s because she is a cornatitched,”
“Spastic has a two inch, pubeless cock and thinks he’s a fucking sexy man making moves that people pree.”
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Mikeoxtolong

When you have a 9+inch
It instantly makes you 1000000000000million times more attractive
“Hey, wanna fuck with me?”
“Not unless you have a mikeoxtolong
“Oh trust me babes I do indeed!”

“ Where at I wanna absolutely have you tonight then”
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