Definitions by R. David Johnson

mormon bishop 

Middle aged or geriatric white male revered by a local Mormon congregation as a marriage and sex counselor, financial advisor, and spiritual leader that generally lacks any real experience in at least 2 of the 3 disciplines.

I told my mormon bishop I was having difficulty communicating with my husband about his tendency to belittle me in front of the children, so he told me to stop masturbating.

mormon bishop by R. David Johnson January 16, 2018