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Surrendered Romantic

A person who feels like they will never find love, and questions why anyone would want them to begin with. Despite this, they still yearn to fall in love anyway.
Person 1: What’s up with Person 3 lately

Person 2: You know, same old same old.
Person 1: Surrendered Romantic
Person 2: mhm.
by Queen Breezy September 17, 2021
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The HTS

Stands for “The Horny Time Scale.” A measurement of the minimum amount of time it would theoretically take for two people, and or characters, to begin to bang if given a room alone, we’re bored, and had no prior plans to have sex.
Person 1: Yo i think these two are very horny

Person 2: Really?

Person 1: Yeah! on The HTS scale i’d say around only 10 minutes.
by Queen Breezy June 20, 2021
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The DT Scale

Standing for, “The Dick Taking Scale.” The DT is an assumption measurement of how many dicks a person or character could take, and would take at once in that order. For example, “4:2” with 4 being how many dicks they could take, and 2 being how many they would.
person 1: “Say, where would you place Sebastian from Stardew Valley on The DT Scale?”

person 2: “Eh, probably 5:3?”
by Queen Breezy January 7, 2021
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Breezy’s Location Theory

A theory thought up by a great philosopher which states: The thought of if someone has lost their virginity in a certain location, is more likely to be a yes.
person 1: Man this lake is pretty but there’s so many broken bottles on the ground

person 2: hey, you think someone lost their virginity here?

person 1: yeah, given Breezy’s Location Theory, most likely at least one person has
by Queen Breezy November 9, 2020
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Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS)

When you haven’t seen a puss puss for a while and you start to yearn.
person 1:*shivers*
person 2: “What’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have a real, bad case of Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS).”
person 2: “aww i’m sorry... hey- if you want too, i’d be willing to show.”
by Queen Breezy September 27, 2020
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Lack of Tiddy Syndrome (LTS)

When you haven’t seen a single tiddy for a while, and you yearn just to see one.
person 1: *shivers*
person 2: “what’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have severe Lack of Tiddy Syndrome (LTS).”
person 2: “aww... here,” *pops tiddy out*
by Queen Breezy September 27, 2020
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Loose Bones

When your bones are loose
Person 1: Ouch
Person2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: I bent my knee weirdly, and it hurts, it feels like it shift or dislocates
Person 2: You got loose bones
by Queen Breezy May 8, 2020
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