yankerspanker

“My boss is such a fucking yankerspanker i swear...”
by Queen Breezy August 17, 2019
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Hipswitch

When this word is shouted, everyone walking, jogging, or running has to turn
around quickly and go the opposite direction they were originally going
Person 1: *running*
Person 2: “HIPSWITCH”
Person 1: *turns around and runs in the opposite direction*
by Queen Breezy February 20, 2018
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Mothman Kink

The romantic and or sexual desire for Mothman, or moths in general. People with a Mothman Kink Love Mothman or moths, even to the point of sexual fantasies.
Person 1: I’m not gay but, Mothmans hot
Person 2: God Why do you have a Mothman kink?
Person 1: Don’t kink shame me he’s dreamy
by Queen Breezy November 05, 2018
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longify

Person 1: This egg looks weird

Person 2: I longifyed it
by Queen Breezy March 08, 2019
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Simple Lesbian

A often shy and submissive lesbian with low self confidence. Simple lesbians can’t talk to girls themselves, so they just complain about wanting a girlfriend. A simple lesbians often miss signs a girl is flirty with them, since their confidence is so low they feel they could never be loved.
Girl 1: G-god i just, really want a gf...
Girl 2: Oh shush you simple lesbian, just try talking to your crush
Girl 1: No! she’s going to hate me and reject me and never want to talk to me
by Queen Breezy March 12, 2020
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When you haven’t seen a puss puss for a while and you start to yearn.
person 1:*shivers*
person 2: “What’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have a real, bad case of Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS).”
person 2: “aww i’m sorry... hey- if you want too, i’d be willing to show.”
by Queen Breezy September 27, 2020
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Cryptophilia

A strong sexual desire towards cryptids, and other mysterious and dangerous creatures alike.
Person 1: WHY IS MOTHMAN SUCH A HUNK
Person 2: What? do you have cryptophilia or something?

Person 1: I DONT KNOW HE JUST MAKES ME HORNY
by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020
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