Definitions by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings

bollock 

a testicle

Oi he hit me right in the bollocks! Fookin' bollocker!

bollock by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings September 25, 2003

bollocker 

{UK slang} a nitwit, hack, or general waste of DNA, who bumbles around uselessly like a pair of bollocks in the wind

Oi you spilled me pint, you nobby bollocker!

bollocker by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings September 25, 2003