Definitions by Quarky Bruno

Swearmare

When one finds themself in nightmarish situation and feels the need to swear uncontrollably, with faintest hope that it might actually help.

Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck shit wank I dropped my Blackberry down the shitting toilet and bugger me, it's not fucking insured. I think I just had a swearmare.

Swearmare by Quarky Bruno August 29, 2009