Swearmare

When one finds themself in nightmarish situation and feels the need to swear uncontrollably, with faintest hope that it might actually help.

Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck shit wank I dropped my Blackberry down the shitting toilet and bugger me, it's not fucking insured. I think I just had a swearmare.

by Quarky Bruno August 29, 2009

swearage

The use of swear words. To include swear words in speech or in the written form

This story contains much swearage....

We'll have no swearage of that sort here..

by Iammilkman September 9, 2005

swearhards

Simply put- folks that fucking swear. Hard. Swearhards. i.e. libtards, or sjws& their ilk

You said something mildly offensive which could be blown out proportion Susan, you better watch out cause the swearhards will getcha.

by Azoth January 24, 2019

Swearmagedon

n.
1) Event occurring when something so outrageous happens, every other word in response is a swear word.

2) Side effect of a temper tantrum

A) She was so flabbergasted, all that could be heard was a swearmagedon.

B) Yosemite Sam

by Philoseraptor May 22, 2013

Swearpage

The use of multiple swears after doing something bad.

Guy 1:"Fuck i just messed this bitch of a computer, Jesus Christ whats it doing, oh motherfucker don't restart, damnit restarted goddamn." fuck bitch shit motherfucker goddamn damn swearpage

by John Kreiglis November 11, 2009

Swearapeutic

An adjective describing a noun or a verb being of or about swearapy.

When I lived in Los Angeles, my drive into work was so much more swearapeutic than my drive into work in Iowa.

by backotruck November 2, 2011

Swarmageddon

apocalyptic event when murder hornets and killer bees attack like MAGA rioters at the capitol

the next plague is gonna be a real swarmageddon

by anonymous January 27, 2021