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Noodle dick
I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!
Noodle dick by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025
Factotam
Guy: Good morning.
Girl: Fuck off!
Guy: are you mad because i finish early?
Girl: No. You didn't even make it in there.
Guy: "thinking out load" All three girls said the same thing. They all hate me.... factotam. O well back to work ladies.
Girl: Fuck off!
Guy: are you mad because i finish early?
Girl: No. You didn't even make it in there.
Guy: "thinking out load" All three girls said the same thing. They all hate me.... factotam. O well back to work ladies.
Factotam by Quail eggs! July 25, 2025
Norman's a dick
Norman's a dick:
I waited for that fool all day and when I finally saw him. He said he doesn't have it. "Normans a dick" doing shit like this.
I waited for that fool all day and when I finally saw him. He said he doesn't have it. "Normans a dick" doing shit like this.
Norman's a dick by Quail eggs! April 30, 2025