Definitions by Quackery

Gluteus Wagneus 

The part of a females ass not concealed by the underwear causing it to be easily jiggled.

Her gluteus wagneus jiggled as she ran down the street.

Gluteus Wagneus by Quackery September 30, 2017

extra medium 

A description indicating a state of surpassing mediocrity. A condition lacking simultaneously redeeming and detrimental qualities; thus, being remarkably mediocre.

Breakfast at Patty's Eggnest was extra medium.

extra medium by Quackery April 13, 2007