Duckbilling

Standing around pretending/imagining that you are doing something, when you are actually not.

(At a car wash)

Guy1: Why is he taking so long to wash my car?
Guy2: He's just standing there with the windex in his hand.

Guy1: Let me ask him.

Guy1: What are you doing?
Duckbiller: I'm doing your windows!
Guy 2: Why, he's just duckbilling!

by Pussybasher69 May 25, 2013