Definitions by Purple pineapple

schmitty werbenmenjensen 

He is #1 and has an amazing hat that makes mr krabs wet

That's schmitty Werbenmenjensen's hat he was #1

schmitty werbenmenjensen by Purple pineapple November 13, 2013

Kriti

The power used to protect all cool people. It comes in many shapes ad sizes, but is usually extremely beautiful.

Can also be used as Kritical, this is the ART of being a Kriti.

"omg, what is that awesome power?"

"dude.. its Kritical, only special people have it"

"dayum, i need some of that"

Kriti by purple pineapple December 27, 2009