2 definitions by Public Masturbater

Juno

1. To accidentally get a teenage girl pregnant.
2. To actively wingman someone.
3. To help a drunk friend stay alive.

Ex 1. "Dude, I'm totally screwed. I junoed my girlfriend!"

Ex.2 "Hey man, could you juno me with that girl?"

Ex. 3 "Thanks for junoing me last night. I would've gotten so screwed without you."

by Public Masturbater June 6, 2010

Stainer

To accidentally destroy any electronic devices just by making a physical contact with it.

Don't touch my new computer! You're gonna stainer it.

by Public Masturbater June 6, 2010