Game Changer

1. Combination of the terms "Video Game" and "Channel Changer".

2. Referring to the little bitch boy who changes the video game cartridge for the slightly higher up bitch boys playing video games.

Bitch boy: oh man, this 50 cc scooter is gonna be such a Game Changer for me!
Human: your mom says hi.

by Ptolomy Fife October 04, 2018

Assclams!

Some shit that you inadvertantly say when you're pissed about something.

Fucking assclams!!

by Ptolomy Fife February 27, 2019

Chocolate Mongoose

A giant turd.

Sorry I'm late, I had to battle a chocolate mongoose.

by Ptolomy Fife March 30, 2017

murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018

Dr. Jones

The act of snatching a shit from below a crab walker before she/he falls on it.

1. Dude, how did you get gangrene?
2. I was playing Dr. Jones and she slipped and broke my arm. The bone went through the skin and into the shit causing a major infection. They might have to amputate!
1. Bro that will be the most epic sex scar ever!
2. Dude, I know.

by Ptolomy Fife October 07, 2018